Funniest thing done in private

[Amy Lockheart]

LOL. I know this thread is a little old, but I have a few funny/gross things I could share.

FUNNY
[1] Once fell not-so-gracefully off the front of my bed while in a show.
[2] Sprayed my entire computer, monitor, keyboard, etc with water when a viewer told me why he hated his wife. I was taking a drink, he entered his funny post, and I spewed water everywhere. Guess you had to be there, but it was funny.
[3] Had a true asshole come into my room...just a totally rude, mean asshole. (Calling me names because I wouldn't shove a baseball bat in my cooch...) Anyway, once he left, I started ranting and said "God what an asshole... blah...blah...blah... and then one of my long-time regulars pops into private and kindly reminded me that I still had my audio on, so everyone in my guest chat room was hearing my rant. Ha ha...

GROSS & FUNNY
[1] Viewer did an entire Cam2Cam session with me while he was sitting on the toilet.... as in yes...he was nude...sitting on the toilet...taking a dump...yucky.
[2] Viewer asked me to pick my nose, wipe it on a piece of gum and chew it. When I refused, he asked me to eat ear wax. Uh... no thanks.
[3] Viewer wanted me to pop pimples for him. I told him I never get pimples. LOL...

[megxxx77]

I had just started camming.. and was still at the nervous stage and thought it would be really cool to have a blow up doll.. kinda the unique of toys but awesome for camming... Well one night I had blown him up a bit tooo much and while in the middle of a cam/phone show -- he had a blow out that sounded like I had passed gas and it was not immediate to the guy that they doll had done it... All of a sudden from deep breathing to a UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT WAS THAT? I started to laugh soooo hard that I couldn't tell the guy what had happened .. he hung up and closed my cam .... when i picked myself up off the floor from laughing I tried to message him.. he had blocked me ...... I left that site and went to another site and within the first few calls on that site it happen to be the same guy and he said OMG your the chick that farted in the camshow-- I stopped him right there and said NO it was not that silly it was the doll.. low and behold my "Jullian" doll was still in a wardrobe that I keep all my stuff in so out came Jullian so that this caller could see that I indeed did not pass gas!! Needless to say Jullian is back in the running but he is now stuffed with stuffing

[Hony]

Great story!

[VioletSin]

Some of this thread has be laughing out loud. Some of my weirdest/funniest:

[requests - NOT honored]
- do I own an electric breast pump to use in session?
- how about an electric cattle prod?
- can I put raw eggs inside my shoes, then put the shoes on? (only if you're buying the shoes, *L*)
- could I open my blinds and let passersby watch the show?

Ummm... No.

[Requests I've fulfilled]
- stuffed pillows in my dress to pretend that I was pregnant, then berated the viewer with complaints about my aching feet and breasts.
- burping on cam. (This woman is no lady )
- in a cam2cam, turning on my cam and mic, then moving my cam so that my playmate could only see the cam view of himself while I taunted him. This guy was a very lucrative regular for years.

[Hony]

[VioletSin]

[AlanTAK69]

[Squirtlady]

THIS IS OUR SECRET...HE-HE-HE
Someone sees me weekly for a long time and spends a fortune. And he never gets bored, even with knowing that the sound effects are not real. But he doesn't seem to care and is very gracious.
Close up, spread-em, emulate action
I have this up and ready http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
me bad !!!!!
P.S. Hey, maybe this grosses you out, but if someone is real cool with me, I am cool back and want to make sure all the people are happy and cummm back to see me...