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Lorrie
Old hand
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Portland, Oregon USA
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:37 am Post subject: Funny Guests / Funny Guests |
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I just love these guys who say to me as soon as they enter private:
"You look SO HOT!! Could you get naked for me please."
 Flattery and saying 'please' will not get them a quickie from me. |
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Akasha
Not so new
Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:18 am Post subject: / Funny Guests |
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The funniest thing a guest said to me on Ifriends: " I don't have a credit card, can you give me yours to see you in video? I promise I will not see other girls but you"
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MsMammary
Old hand
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Location: Titsville, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:22 am Post subject: / Funny Guests |
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I used to get so tired of the catcalls... "Show tits, show tits" over and over again.  |
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Sapphire
Not so new
Joined: 26 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:38 am Post subject: / Funny Guests |
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Ugh... yes. 'Show ass. Show ass. Show ass.'
I just reply: 'If you wanna see an ass, look in the mirror.'
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Lorrie
Old hand
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Portland, Oregon USA
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:25 am Post subject: / Funny Guests |
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Also guests who expect you to remember IN DETAIL what we did in video a month or so ago. Sometimes I remember, sometimes I don't after spending time with hundreds of guests after that time.
I had a guest come in today wanting me to tell him what we did a month ago. Then got pissed or hurt and left. ..Sure I remember that we had a good time, but I don't know every detail.
If a guest is THAT sensitive, I don't want him in my room. |
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MistressKai
Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Location: California
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:31 am Post subject: / Funny Guests |
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The funniest thing is "Open your" respective body parts. I don't know about everyone but most of those body parts that they are requesting to be opened. Don't really work that way. I also had someone ask me to act like a fish. That was awesome.  |
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Sapphire
Not so new
Joined: 26 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:36 am Post subject: / Funny Guests |
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Teehee, a fish, that's a new one. How'dya do that?
You get corkers all the time, don't you?
"I can't buy time my parents won't let me." Um, grow up. No, he wasn't underage - he just had his parents controlling his accounts for some bizarre reason.
"Hi, show me your penis." Wtf? Did I end up in the shemales section?
"Let's get married, you'll have 6 kids and we can live in my mother's basement."
Now there's an offer I had trouble refusing!
"Can you slit your wrists and bleed to death for me in pvt?" Er... did you take your medication yet today?
"You're hot - you look just like my sister." Way to make a girl feel spesh. lol
And the list goes on... |
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